The Four Jacks Annotated, Uncensored Paperback – April 1, 2026

In the booze-addled, church-haunted 1980's, it's a long walk to Woke through the valley of the shadow of dumb-assery.Welcome to the world of The Four Jacks Annotated, Uncensored, where a sheltered mooncalf learns from his friends just how small his world is, and just how hilarious and revelatory debauchery can be.Content Warning: This book contains no inciting incident, no story arc, no so-called Hero's Journey, nor any laudatory personal achievements on the part of the protagonist. Furthermore, any resemblance to a traditional memoir (or to a novel, as the author half-heartedly claims), is idiotic happenstance.Note: This book is a work of fiction. Its characters are confabulations, its assertions damned lies, and its events thick-coming fancies. No freaking AI whatsoever was used in the creation of this book. Read more